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[blamedorange]

the start of an odd friendship!

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[notsocorrect-bnha-quotes]

Kirishima: Bakugou has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It’s anybody’s guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Watch. *louder* Hey Katsuki, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

Bakugou: Gutzon Borglum, then his son finished it. Why?“

Kirishima: Now what state is it in?

Bakugou: Pfft, I dunno, Ecuador or something.

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[rdj]

Edge of Tomorrow (2014) dir. Doug Liman

[aworthyinclusion]

Emily Blunt legit is my universal converter.

And the Edge of Tomorrow is low key a really good movie. Give this woman praise for her range, from The Angel of Verdun to Mary Fucking Poppins!

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[partyatsanguines]

Back pain? Have you tried:

[partyatsanguines]

Of all the communities for one of my posts to circulate in, the chronic pain community was not expected but honestly that’s even funnier than this as an elder scrolls shitpost

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[teathattast]

[1kpenny]

[carnival-phantasm]

Lost in the sauce

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[automatic-caution-door]

[thehoosh]

this is cute

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[sadhoc]

I’m bad at Rorschach tests and interpreting abstract art bc every time I see anything I think “oh that looks like a cool bug”

[sadhoc]

I’m studying to become a psychologist so I have a book of psychological tests that includes the Rorschach blots for old times sake and I’m always so glad I’m mentally ill now rather than in the 1950s bc every time I look at the blots I can’t see anything but “cool bug”

[sadhoc]

1940s psychologist smoking a cigar, about to diagnose me with hysteria and h*m*sexuality: hmmm what do you see in this picture

Me: well doc, I don’t know what all these pictures of cool bugs have to do with my nervous condition

1940s psychologist: very interesting *writes down COOL BUG SEEING DISORDER in all caps on his notebook*

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[catchymemes]

Credit: UNILAD

[pathesis]

Me watching the ice split

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[thewugtest]

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

• a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
  
• wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
• they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
• a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
• a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
• if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
• young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
• letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

[sad-gay-potato]

I wanna know who did this research.

[thewugtest]

well, i did!

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[psychoetheric]

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

[psychoetheric]

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

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[raptorific]

“Miles Morales is a teen so naturally he’s read homestuck!”

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[youre-a-fucking-human-being]

Oh man theres a lot going on here

[luchadoreofliberty]

the person who made this got rejected on tinder.

[kingjaffejoffer]

The selfie on the wall is vertical but she’s holding the phone horizontally. Let’s discuss.

[xandrachantal]

tag yourself I’m the syringe

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[ganseylesbian]

While I am unsure what and how far to which Adam’s psychic abilities extend, I sincerely hope that sometimes he absentmindedly glances at the coffee grounds in the bottom of his mug and mutters “I got an A on the Econ test” to which his roommate will ask “grades are up already?!” and Adam will have to pause for a strained beat before replying “no.”